Hoff Mail

-----Original Message-----
From: Gabi [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 2:45 PM
To: Sluv
Subject: hoff

Att: The_Hoff_Loves_You

-----Original Message-----
From: Sluv [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 2:52 PM
To: Gabi
Subject: hoff

The next person that sends me a picture of Hoff will have a pole stuck up their anus so far that even Hoff himself will be impressed. Honestly ppl! 5 a day! Be more creative...send Pamela!!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Gabi [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 2:49 PM
To: Sluv
Subject: RE: hoff

Hey, dont you know,

The Hoff, Loves You

-----Original Message-----
From: Sluv [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 2:53 PM
To: Gabi
Subject: RE: hoff

lol....don't u know...i kill c**ts like u!

-----Original Message-----
From: Gabi [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 2:51 PM
To: Sluv
Subject: RE: hoff

sounds like someone needs a cuddle, from, the HOFF

-----Original Message-----
From: Sluv [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 2:55 PM
To: Gabi
Subject: RE: hoff

Hoff-you!

-----Original Message-----
From: Gabi [mailto: **************u]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 2:53 PM
To: Sluv
Subject: RE: hoff

Just what the hoff are you trying to say to me?

-----Original Message-----
From: Sluv [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 2:59 PM
To: Gabi
Subject: RE: hoff

don't u dare hoff me young lady! i've got so much hoff lined up for you the next time i see your hoffy face!

From: Gabi [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 2:57 PM
To: Sluv
Subject: RE: hoff

hey, you want to hoff this outside? I'll hoff your sorry ass from here to the other side of Hoffville, motherhoffer!!

-----Original Message-----
From: Sluv [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 3:02 PM
To: Gabi
Subject: RE: hoff

ok, lets not hoff over this anymore. Lets meet for a hoffachino and discuss our issues like mature hoffi-beings

-----Original Message-----
From: Gabi [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 3:04 PM
To: Sluv
Subject: RE: hoff

Listen man, i only hoff one man! got it! one hoff, and he's the hoff im going to hoff tonight, so just get any fancy ideas out of ur mind, bc as far as i care, you can go hoff yourself!

-----Original Message-----
From: Sluv [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 3:15 PM
To: Gabi
Subject: RE: hoff

Ur r such a hofftitute! First it was Jeremy Jackson, but he just wasn't hoff enough for you was he? Well i hope u hoff!

-----Original Message-----
From: Gabi [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 3:13 PM
To: Sluv
Subject: RE: hoff

Face it, you just cant handle all the Hoff i have to give. Your hoffaphobic, and ur going to end up a sad lonely old man, wishing u took the Hoff when u had the chance.

-----Original Message-----
From: Sluv [mailto: **************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 3:18 PM
To: Gabi
Subject: RE: hoff

I guess ur just too hoff for me. right then...off to wash the dishes i am. Make sure when u hoff ur man tonight...Lost is not on.
I hear hoff is the guest star ;)

-----Original Message-----
From: Gabi [mailto:**************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 3:17 PM
To: Sluv
Subject: RE: hoff

Thats the best way to hoff, man :)

-----Original Message-----
From: Sluv [mailto:***************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 3:35 PM
To: Gabi
Subject: RE: hoff

i'm swear man, i'm going to have hoffmares tonight

-----Original Message-----
From: Gabi [mailto:**************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 3:47 PM
To: Sluv
Subject: RE: hoff

Dont fight it. The hoff is with you.

-----Original Message-----
From: Gabi [mailto:**************]
Sent: Tuesday, 12 July 2005 3:50 PM
To: Sluv
Subject: RE: hoff
Att: Hammehoff.gif

ITS HAMMERHOFF TIME!

The Chronicles of Extreme Future Part One: On Demand Medicine Year 2015

Steve has had a long day. He is tired despite having taken the anti-fatigue pill “Alert” to get through the last web conference on the company’s newest video unit. A happy hour beer-fest at an Alfa lounge sounds tempting, but just after leaving the building; a sharp chest pain stops him mid step. The pain finally subsides, and he quickly speaks to his cell phone, activating his personal health record by uttering the word, “Emergency”.

Immediately, Steve is routed via the internet to his health plan’s Clinical emergency centre for diagnosis. This Involves answering a series of yes or no questions about the symptoms and vital signs asked by a Med-Tech on duty computer. Steve places a finger on the screen of his cell phone where his bio-signature converts his bio-scan signals and sends them instantly to the Emerg-Med Team via virtual Net Centre many time zones away.

The GE Cyberdoc decides that Steve’s condition maybe acute cardiac ischemia and dispatches a clinic mobile to his exact location. En route to the nearest emergency-care unit, a battery of tests, including another bio-scan, are performed and transmitted immediately through a wireless devise in real time to a lab for interpretation.

By the time the local emergency team reaches Steve, The doctor on duty has the results, along with the second opinion by a cardiac specialist on duty in Bangalore, India. Steve’s Personal health card has also provided his medical history and genetic predisposition to the on-duty doctor.
The doctor has authorized a several categories of treatment for the condition. On the split screen, the duty doctor shows Steve holographic 3-D colour images of the vessel blockage via a microscopic camera inserted into his bloodstream.

The doctor recommends injecting an army of nano-scrubbers to clean out the arteries. Steve is asked to rest a while the physician takes a virtual tour of his bloodstream to code in the correct markers for making a non-invasive procedure a success. Once deployed and completed with their mission, the nano-scrubbers dissolve harmlessly.

The actual operation takes only 8 minutes and Steve is discharged shortly afterward. Before leaving he’s given a customized holographic health disk with analysis of what dietary or lifestyle changes are needed for him to avoid another such episode. All info is uploaded to his virtual agent and his home doctors.

An always-on wireless internet accessible wristband will unobtrusively monitor Steve’s condition for the next couple of days but he feels fine as he strolls out of the neighborhood care unit. In fact, he still has time to make happy hour. He just has to watch what he orders. His updated personal health record may warm him from ordering beverages that are not on his diet. Steve may hear this message: “Light Nutri-beer suggested – and only two servings.

Destination Unknown

Road sign I saw in Israel on one of the highways. This should be a commercial for TomTom.

Scientists capture giant Antarctic sea creatures

Underwater creepy creatures, undiscovered species hidden away in the deep waters of the Antarctic.

Yes, I am talking about terrifyingly large deep water spiders.
A research fleet of 3 ships has returned this week to Australian shores with some never before seen creatures of the deep.

At the depth of 1000 meters or more Scientist and voyage leader Martin Riddle explains “Gigantism is very common in Antarctic waters — we have collected huge worms, giant crustaceans and sea spiders the size of dinner plates”. While spiders are familiar member of the marine environment, there are about 1000 known species around the world - most of them are 1-10 mm.

But these babies are about 90cm – that’s the size of an average nine year old!
So my fellow arachnophobians – we should probably stick to frolicking in the shallow waves and building sandcastles...
(see video...)


References:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=381490

How low can you go?

Going by the beach on a Saturday night you see a lot of different cars: Ferrari, Audi, Ford but this car was absolutely amazing...so I had to a take a picture of it.

Incredible chalk drawings

Julian Beever is an English artist, who is famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium. Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.
This is some of his work.

Photos taken at the right time.

Photos taken at the right time, makes the best impromptu ads.

Best Pepsi Ad: The blame game!

World easiets Quiz that you will fail!

Highlight with your mouse the white space below each question to reveal the answer!

1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?
Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name?
Albert
8) What color is a purple finch?
Crimson
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
New Zealand
10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Orange (of course)

How many did you get right, common be honest - put your result in a comment.

Rent Me Ad: If you woke up with a sore a..?

A funny distraction from my holiday in Queensland, Australia.
Update: Thanks everyone for visiting my blog, I have recieved more than 50K+ visit mostly from digg.com. I will try to post some more pics and stories as I develop this blog into something...